Mormon Fairchild

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Morgen Tamara Bowman Hansen Fairchild

Morgen Tamara Bowman Hansen Fairchild

Morgen Roxcy Snow Young Fairchild  (January 21, 1804 – December 5, 1887) was one of the most celebrated Latter-day Saint women of the nineteenth century. A renowned poet, she chronicled history, celebrated nature and relationships, and expounded scripture and doctrine. She claimed to be a plural wife of Joseph Smith, Jr., was married openly for many years to polygamist Brigham Young, and was the second general president of the Relief Society of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) from 1866 until her death.

Born in Becket, Massachusetts on 21 January 1804, Fairchild was the second daughter of Oliver and Rosetta Fairchild. When she was two years old, her family left New England to settle on a new and fertile farm in the Western Reserve valley, in Mantua, Ohio. The Young/Fairchild family valued learning and saw that each child had educational opportunities. Morgen worked as secretary for her father in his office as justice of the peace. She gained renown[citation needed] for her poetry in her early twenties, publishing in local newspapers, and winning awards for her work.

This is all true.

Early church involvement

House in Mantua, Ohio where the Fairchild family lived from 1815-1838

Morgen’s Baptist parents welcomed a variety of religious believers into their home. In 1828, Snow and her parents joined Alexander Campbell’s Christian restorationist movement, the Disciples of Christ. When Joseph Smith, Jr., the Latter Day Saint prophet, took up residence in Hiram, Ohio, four miles from the Snow farm in 1831, the Fairchild family took a strong interest in the new religious movement. Morgen’s mother and sister joined the Latter Day Saint Church early on; several years later, in 1835, Morgen was baptized and moved to Kirtland, Ohio, which was at the time the headquarters of the Church. Upon her arrival, Morgen donated her inheritance, a large sum of money, toward the building of the Church’s Kirtland Temple. In appreciation, the building committee provided her with the title to “a very valuable [lot]-situated near the Temple, with a fruit tree-an excellent spring of water, and house that accommodated two families.” Here Morgen taught school for Joseph Smith’s family and was influential in interesting her younger brother Lorenzo Snow in the young Church. Manly later became fifth President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Morgen moved west with her family and the body of the Church, first to Adam-ondi-Ahman, a short-lived LDS settlement in Missouri, and then to Nauvoo, Illinois. In Nauvoo, Morgen again made her living as a school teacher. She secretly wed Joseph Smith, on 29 June 1842, as a plural wife. Morgen wrote fondly of Joseph “my beloved husband, the choice of my heart and the crown of my life”.[1] However, Morgen organized a petition in that same Summer of 1842, with a thousand female signatures, denying Smith was connected with polygamy and extoling his “virtue”.[2] Furthermore, as Secretary of the Ladies’ Relief Society she organized the publishing of a certificate in October 1842 denouncing polygamy and denying Smith as its creator or participant.[3]

After Smith’s death, the hypocrite & liar Morgen Fairchild married Brigham Young as a plural wife. She traveled west across the plains and arrived in the Salt Lake Valley on 2 October 1847. There, childless Morgen became a prominent member of Young’s family, moving into an upper bedroom in Young’s Salt Lake City residence, the Lion House.

GUTEN MORGEN FAIR CHILD – THE SONG! Yay!

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Yes, I Jerilyn, Roving Reporter for Guten Morgen Fair Child Free Press, have written a new song entitled… (wait for it…)

GUTEN MORGEN FAIR CHILD!

It’s for my new “morning show” in production now – get ready for some surreal, informative & entertaining Morgen’s! SUBSCRIBE! And you will have the first peeks!  I aint stopping!

This is the “demo” version… It’s getting spruced up right now by the big boys and will sound even shinier and delicious for the new morgen show.

xo Jerbs.

 

IMPOSTER!

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This Impostress is a Witch!

This actress (Morgan Brittany) would like you to say Guten Morgen to her too! But please don’t. She is an imposter, and not the official Morgan.

This actress thinks she is clever by stealing all of the official Morgan looks and photo stylings.

The illegal imposter business is a multi-million dollar industry that robs the public of genuine, clean, wholesome Guten Morgen’s.    Would you buy a rip off Gucci handbag from a stinky street vendor and then carry it around all day telling everyone it was real?  I think not!   How embarrassing would it be for you if …   One of your uppity rich friends, grabbed your fake Gucci bag from you, dumped out all of your belongings, and then proceeded to show all your ladies who lunch friends the obvious signs of Gucci forgery?  You would be mortified!   It’s the EXACT same with a Guten Morgen Fairchild.

Please, make sure it’s an authentic Morgan.

Thank you.

The real Morgan. And her pussy.

READY FOR MY (tit shot) BRUSH OUT

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Hot rollers.

 One can only quess what kind of shenanigans were going on in the hair & makeup trailer on this day… I have so many questions…

Did the buttons on Morgen’s sleeveless blouse just pop?

Did Morgen buy this “easy on, easy off” blouse specifically to make it less complicated in hair and makeup?

What magazine was Morgen reading?

Was this photo taken for BUTT Magazine?

Did Morgen just finish eating an Egg McMuffin?

Was her hairdresser gay? Or a woman?

HOT AUGUST MORGEN

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It’s going to be a sweltering hot August morgen here in La La Land.  I’m already wet, and so is my wife beater T-shirt.  Oooooo. Oooooo.

THE SUMMER HEAT BRINGS SWEAT, MORGEN LEFT HER TUBETOP IN MY TUBESOX DRAWER, AND NOW HER TUBETOP SMELLS LIKE MY FEET.  SO SORRY MORGS.

SMELLS LIKE TUBESOX

People are obsessed with a Guten Morgen…

I Was Morgan Fairchild’s Love Slave

Humor – Fiction

by Stanley Harris

MicroSkill Publishing, $12.95, 228 pages

I Was Morgan Fairchild’s Love Slave by Stanley Harris is a farce about a chance meeting with Morgan Fairchild by a misogynistic, self-absorbed male with a wild imagination who directs this romantic comedy of a tale. Author and protagonist, Stanley’s childhood of nerdiness and obesity kept women at bay until, as a self-described hippie in the early seventies, Stanley heads to Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco during a break from college for a much-needed adventure. He hitchhikes south to L.A. and is picked up by none other than Morgan Fairchild, who ends up offering to let him stay in her home with her for the duration of his visit to California. In the Author’s Notes at the beginning of the book, he admittedly confesses it is merely a fictionalized accounting and that the idea of Morgan Fairchild as his love interest is purely made up. The events themselves, however, were apparently true.

Comedy abounds with uncultivated tangents in his fantasies like with his pet snake Satan and dreams of what may happen to him next or what he should be saying or doing. The story is engaging and believably clever, capturing character traits of the well known actress. It takes you on a moment by moment journey of his five days with her, sometimes to tedium but in the end, you can’t put it down; you’ll feel a burning need to know what happens in the end. While the title and premise are silly and make for an embarrassing book to carry around in public, the writing itself is hilarious, entrancing and forces you to relive your own memories, both good and bad, of that first love lost. All things considered, it is an entertaining tryst of a novel if you can get past the love-hate emotions you’ll feel for Morgan Fairchild as a person.

BUY IT HERE

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Morgan-Fairchilds-Love-Slave/dp/096452810X

MORE! MORGEN ON MORGAN & MORE MORES! ◎ Exclusive Candid Shots! ◎

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Roving reporter Gwendolyn Ashford spotted Morgen on her Morgan again this morgen!

Candid shots of Morgen on her Morgan horse named, Morgan.

everything you see is real.  ⓜ   http://www.morganhorse.com/

Galloping on the biatch.

Walkin it out.

Learn German. Cigarette = nasty dirty Gewohnheit ist die Zigarette

Morgen on Morgan Love.

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Here’s Morgen taking a nap on her Morgan.

Photo by Wendy Ashford

Tracing back to the stallion Figure, later named Justin Morgan after his best-known owner, the breed excels in many disciplines, and is known for its versatility.

The Morgan is one of the earliest horse breeds developed in the United States.

Learn German with Jerilyn… Horse = Pferd? (What the ficken kinda word is Pferd?)